some thing came to my mind i like to share it
 

i dont know man , but i find it funny......



imagine u dig (creuse in french) about 30 KM down the earth and u put about 8 nuclear bombs . And you hit the RED botton , what u think will happen? :angel:

la terre explose.. ca ne prend que 4 bombes nucléaires de grandes forces qui sautent en meme temps pour que la terre explose... pas BOOOM! mais il y aurais des milliers de volcan qui apparaiteront et qui serait en éruption..

its like saying imagine mars gets soo close to the earth and hit it

i wonder what will happen:rolleyes:

why not the moon??? lol! if the moon hit the earth! WE DIE!!!!

r u sure you feeling ok ?:rolleyes: :dunno:



what kind of question is this



by the way joking around like this CAN get you into trouble



I have a story for everyone now that this happened



me and my friend where joking on the phone I was at work he was at home



he called himself BIN and i called myself MR. Saddam

it was only for jokes and we took these stupid accents (since we where both persian we know how the middle eastern accent is)



we had a 2 minute chat JOKE pure JOKES conversation and then went on to talking about whatever



2 days later the RCMP knocked on his door for an interview





... he went downtown... they played the tape of us talking he FREAKED out obviously and told them it was all a damn joke ...



I got a call as well the same day from the RCMP on my cell but I did not take it... they never called back....



:(



dont joke ... no privacy these days

hahaha this is funny , but if that shit happen , wooooow it would be amazing to see . do u think the earth will move a little bit?:D

Well the moon did hit the earth once, it was when Marduk hit Tiamet.

before it's happen I'ill go to the porsche dealer and stole a brand new 911 to have some fun before I die :)

Ill take care of the GT3R i watch over then ;) :D

i think its bs

you're nuts

The planet that Sitchin terms the 12th(Sun and Moon are included as planets), is named Marduk in Babylonian records, and Nibiru in the earlier Sumerian. The 12th planet was formed way out in space, millions of miles from the planet Neptune(Pluto was not in its orbit, yet), and veers off its original path when it is captured by Neptune's gravity.



Because Marduk was a newly born planet that emitted radiation, its approach to the other planets in the solar system stirred up electrical emissions from these planets. Passing by Neptune, the gravitational pull from that planet caused Marduk to bulge. But no part of it was torn off until it reached the vicinity of Uranus. Chunks of matter were then torn off, creating satellites that orbited around Marduk.



Moving past the very large planets of Saturn and Jupiter, Marduk's path was tugged inward into the center of the solar system towards the planet Tiamet, which then existed between Mars and Jupiter. The satellites of Marduk crashed into this unfortunate planet and an immense bolt of electricity shot into Tiamet, extinguishing its life force.



After completing its first solar orbit, Marduk came back again and hit Tiamet directly, splitting it in two. The upper half was hit by one of Marduk's satellites and this part became our Earth. The lower half was smashed into a million pieces and became the asteroids, the belt of planetoids and pieces of rock that lie between Mars and Jupiter.



Tiamet's largest satellite, Kingu, became our Moon, while a satellite of Saturn, Gaga, moves outside of Neptune and becomes Pluto.



Marduk's orbit, which brings the planet between Mars and Jupiter every 3600 years, disrupts weather patterns on Earth, causing heavy rains and flooding, and signals the transformation of the Earth and the advent of a new area.



As Marduk approaches, extraterrestrials from the planet are able to visit our Earth. Sitchin's books outline the effect that the inhabitants of the 12th planet have had on ours, anc claims that these individuals are directly involved in the evolution of the human race.



Psychic Vera believes that Sitchin is onto something, and points to the weird weather patterns as possible proof of the 12th planet's advance towards Earth. Vera doesn't think, however, that we will see the planet's closet orbit to the Earth in our lifetime, if Sitchin's timetable is correct.



Using the 3600-year cycle, Sitchin estimates the possible return of the planet around 11,000 BC, in 7400 BC, and 3800 BC. After that, it would have returned in 200 BC(around the time of Christ and other great prophets and teachers) and will not return again until approximately 3400 AD.



The article on the ABC News website mentions that this 10th planet(unlike Sitchin, they don't include the Sun and Moon)is still too far out to be seen by current telescopes. Scientists are hopeful, however, that the next generation of space based telescopes, like the Hubble, will be able to see it.



Although too far out to be seen at present, this planet may not be too far out to cause severe weather problems on Earth. Psychic Vera believes that we may be in for more tough times ahead weather-wise. Furthermore, she has been reading the remarks made by alien abductees regarding their "captor's"concerns about the human race destroying the planet with global warming, thinning the ozone layer, and overpopulating the planet.



"We have to work very hard to safeguard the Earth." Vera said. "We cannot miss the next return of the 12th planet which will, if Sitchin is right, initiate another great transformation of consciousness on our planet. Unlike those that came before us, we will be forwarned of the 12th planet's return, and we will consciously be able to greet its inhabitants with awareness and grace.

haahahahahahaha, mr. saddam... YEah... wouldnt be surprised if u get arrested for destruction of the earth.....lol

I freakin' love threads like this... It reminds me I'm not the only insane nuthead around... :)

fak man , im reading that bs about marduk and bla bla , its faking insane ... i wish i can go all the way back 100000000000000000000 years ago

it would be so faking cool:idea:

the earth will farts...............and it wont be pretty :D:D

What is strange about the Marduk and Tiamet legend is that it describes how the earth and moon was created...and it was written over 2000 years ago. How did people know about that stuff and be so accurate to the real event!?

TIAMAT AND MARDUK

(From Enuma Elish, the Babylonian story of creation. Dated at around 1700 BCE, but aspects of the story could go back to about 2000 BCE.)



In this story it is said that before the time of the gods and the world there was nothing but a waste of chaotic waters ruled by Apsu and Tiamat, a dragon-like creature. As time passed gods were created in hopes of bringing order to this chaos. One of the gods, Ea, slay Apsu, thus making Tiamat and her brood of monsters mad at the gods. Tiamat waged war against Ea and the other gods and was successful in stifling their efforts until Marduk was born. Marduk was the strongest and the wisest of the gods and was elected to deal with Tiamat once and for all. Upon summoning the powers of all of the other gods, Marduk went to war with Tiamat. Tiamat was no match for Marduk and all of his powers. Marduk caught her in his net and when she opened her mouth to breath fire at him, he let loose the four winds which filled her up rendering her defenseless . Marduk then speared her with a lightning bolt, split her in two and raised half of her body to create the sky and with the other half created the earth.

profets? :dunno:



i mean , theres no action without a creator of that action .



profets had strong faith and believes , they knew pretty much about everyting and anything that will happen on this earth .

so ur saying dragon created everything?