Oh hai MR's nightshift

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18 y/o girl coming to pick me up "for a cigarette" in 5 minutes on her way home from St Laurent. Never seen her IRL before, lives near me, has common friends, has had a crush on me for years.


flirting for 1 week on facebook


a) go for the kiss
b) go for the smash


Car is bmw x6, plenty of room if smash occurs. Not going for some is beta as phuck.
MR opinions?? hurry uppp
 
Dude it's 2am, and she's picking you up "for a cigarette" Do you even smoke ? Do you want something out of this or just fun ?
 
Dude it's 2am, and she's picking you up "for a cigarette" Do you even smoke ? Do you want something out of this or just fun ?

we have common friends so if she hits the fan and a phayl occurs it will def get around. Would not usually be asking for opinions but im slightly under the influence and by slightly i mean moderately and by moderately i mean sufficiently.
 
Go for smash brahh.


and pics will be needed phaggot.

obvious booty call is obvious.


if smash occurs pics will be posted, debating ditching for the fact shes 18. Possibly unaware of social sexual dynamics and actually wants to smoke. I posted pics of every bish i was smashing in premmy back in the day, was a quality thread to say the least. Ofcourse obvious robooty call is obvious but maybe she wants 1 irl meet before being down, a lot of young bishes arent down like that, especially pretentious spoiled rich ones driving x6's,
 
engage the enemy

EDIT: Engage the enemy while posting on MR. Deposit laptop on said pute's back and type while fornicating doggy style. DO IT
 
mehh, if nothing else, you'll get a pipi touch or something.

brb restarting google chrome.

All that shit your saying is the beta inside you kicking in. Tell him to stfu and proceed to smash. Kids mature alot faster these days. Keep that in mind.
 
could def use another sugar mama to pay for my life as a struggling artist. Im a pro gold digger, think im gonna play it smooth and aim for longevity with this one. Sorry MR OT, just seems like a better plan. Agreed?


(srs)
 
^Ideal, agreed. Saw porn once where that was going on. He was fucking one chick with the laptop on her back. Turn webcam on laptop on and enjoy pov of yourself fucking pute. Epic fuck is epic
 
^Ideal, agreed. Saw porn once where that was going on. He was fucking one chick with the laptop on her back. Turn webcam on laptop on and enjoy pov of yourself fucking pute. Epic fuck is epic

I started taking shits facing the wall so i can put my laptop on the toilet tank and surf iTunes.
 
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