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Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light.
Up pulled a rumbling V8, and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, with this little 4 banger.
To beat this damn Magnum, with it's big HEMI motor.
As the light goes to green, and I pull like no joke,
The Magnum erupts in a big cloud of smoke.
"Rev Smasher!, rev Twister!, rev Stroker!, rev Blitzin!."
I yelled to the names of my 4 VTEC Pistons.
Racing ahead, I'm the star of the action,
but I'm in deep ****, when that Magnum gets traction.
I grab second gear and the RPMs sing,
And my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.
I now hear the roar of the big HEMI gaining,
All I can do is keep those 4 pistons straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
My chinese stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
Looking up at the tail lights, as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler.
"You can't win em all" he says in a fling
"and you may not win any, in that silly thing!"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow... I'll win the next fight.
Then next night we meet, once again on the road,
My new coffee-can exhaust, blows steam in the cold.
I revved up again, this time sure I would win,
But that damn Magnum, kicked my ass again.
Twas the night before christmas, and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I take off like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed ricer fly-by
le seul hick du moteur jusqu'a date est sa minime consomaiton d'huile mes golden eagle devrais regler sa d'ici l'été prochain alors ya aucun probleme a verser quelque painte d'ici la.
merci. a la prochaine
[mrquote userid="56437" username="Mystification" forum="4" thread="683555" message="7156084" ] le seul hick du moteur jusqu'a date est sa minime consomaiton d'huile mes golden eagle devrais regler sa d'ici l'été prochain alors ya aucun probleme a verser quelque painte d'ici la.
merci. a la prochaine
[mrquote userid="56437" username="Mystification" forum="4" thread="683555" message="7156084" ] le seul hick du moteur jusqu'a date est sa minime consomaiton d'huile mes golden eagle devrais regler sa d'ici l'été prochain alors ya aucun probleme a verser quelque painte d'ici la.
merci. a la prochaine
tu veux faire sa ou ? autoroute pour que jte laisse une chance avec ta bmw ? un roll sa te va ? a partir de 200 ? de 50 ? de 100 ?
jte souhaite davoir dla top pcq jle vois vite en sacrament lcompteur dans lvide.
ce thread a vraiment fait ma journée !
Le Vtec est un mode de vie !!!!!!!!