Text your gf/wife "Woman, I want sex"

je voudrais l'essayer mais j'ai aucune demoiselles dans mes contacts...j'y travaille fort cependant
 
Ca fait 5 ans que je suis avec et voici sa réponse

moi : woman, i want sex
elle : ok, viens me rejoindre sexy man!
moi : si ma caisse a roule jarrive
elle : merci!!! je veux ton sex ce soir ok?

She's got owned? :chu pas allé :run:
I'll get owned? maybe... mais Je me reprend a soir :bigup:
 
Been with her for 5 years:

Me: Womant, I want sex!
Her: What?
Me: Lol!
Her: You're insane!
Me: Mouhahaha, so?
Her: So what you're going out with friends!

Fail.
 
ME : woman i want sex !!!
HER: WTF?!?!
ME: WOMAN ! I WANT SEX !!
HER: are u crazy or what!? im at the job, super busy right now !! we have to stop that before my sister find out all that shit , she will leave you and kill me !!
ME: Cmon...one last time !
HER: ok i call her to come up at my house babysitting and come joint me at the motel at 7pm30!!
ME: nice !!! ur naugty !
 
marcandre246 said:
ME : woman i want sex !!!
HER: WTF?!?!
ME: WOMAN ! I WANT SEX !!
HER: are u crazy or what!? im at the job, super busy right now !! we have to stop that before my sister find out all that shit , she will leave you and kill me !!
ME: Cmon...one last time !
HER: ok i call her to come up at my house babysitting and come joint me at the motel at 7pm30!!
ME: nice !!! ur naugty !
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Tssss... Bad idea to put this on internet... :p
Don't leave trails! :D
 
RickRoss said:
Update: I told her I can't come tonight because I have something to do. She sent me this:

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Are they real? either way you win.
 
moi: Woman, i want sex
elle: Hein, kes c ca, tu sur tu t'es pas trompé de personne lol
moi: So?
elle: T'as changé de langue, tu parles pu francais lol?
moi: Femme, Je veux du sexe!
elle: Là? tu veux du sexe? Ben branle toi, t'as des beau vidéos de moi à maison! lol

... merde lol
 
My wife warned me this morning that she'd be really busy at work today but I had to give it a try.

me- Woman, I want sex

her- Crazy

me- Woman, I want sex

her- K relax

me- Woman, I want sex

her- K relax I'm busy

When we were dating she would have quit her job and come right over lol.
 
a fresh one.. I waited till she got out of her period to text her :p

ME: Woman, I want sex
HER: Viens on va faire ca vite ds ton auto :p
ME: Ok je vais te chercher juste si tu me paies le lunch
HER: Le lunch??
ME: Ben oui j'ai faim
HER: ok on va aller à ...

Wow... Sex and sammish tonight!
 
Carbon_Blue_GT said:
a fresh one.. I waited till she got out of her period to text her :p

ME: Woman, I want sex
HER: Viens on va faire ca vite ds ton auto :p
ME: Ok je vais te chercher juste si tu me paies le lunch
HER: Le lunch??
ME: Ben oui j'ai faim
HER: ok on va aller à ...

Wow... Sex and sammish tonight!
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Wow !!! Epic win. :bigup:
 
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Carbon_Blue_GT said:
a fresh one.. I waited till she got out of her period to text her :p

ME: Woman, I want sex
HER: Viens on va faire ca vite ds ton auto :p
ME: Ok je vais te chercher juste si tu me paies le lunch
HER: Le lunch??
ME: Ben oui j'ai faim
HER: ok on va aller à ...

Wow... sammich and sammish tonight!
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