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DN - I say we crack open a bottle of wine and make some bad decisions
Fatty - LOL
DN - Whats so funny? I want to wax that ass with turpentine.
Fatty - Y would u want to do that? U dont know me like that
DN - Because we are going to get to know each other like that. Also because I like them black and Opera like.
Fatty - LOL, Black and Oprah-Like??? What does that mean? And I think that you are to old for me. What exactly are you looking for?
DN - Yeah..."Black and Oprah-Like." I got a thing for Oprah, their is something forbidden about her, like she is an off-limits egg plant. You probably don't understand.
BTW, I think you meant that you are too old for me. 30 is not too old for me at all. I will rub all up and down your delicious egg plant like body.
Fatty - U are crazy, LOL
DN - And my loins burn for you. When are we going to make babies?
Fatty - LOL, I dont mske babies anymore.
DN - Just kidding anyways. I like the act of copulation with out the need for little ****s popping out. Certainly you still fornicate. I take it that your vaginal rivers are still flowing. Maybe I want to take my kayak down your rapids
Fatty - well I wouldnt call children little ****s.But, no I just dont **** just anybody. I have to get to know tha tpersob first.
DN - What are you talking about? I feel like I know so much about you already.
Fatty - How do you feel like you know much about me? We just started chatting last night.
DN - Because you're Oprah like, and I know a lot about Oprah.
Fatty - I am not Oprah-Like, far from it.
DN - But you look an egg plant.
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