U laugh U lose

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Un camionneur est arrêté au feu rouge...
une blonde sort d'sa voiture, frappe à sa vitre et dit : "J'suis Julie et vous perdez votre cargaison !".
Le camionneur l'ignore et continue sa route.
Au 2ème feu rouge, la blonde revient et lui dit "Je suis Julie et vous perdez votre cargaison ! ".
Le routier descend et lui crie "J'SUIS ANDRE, C'EST L'HIVER, Y NEIGE PIS J'CONDUIS L'CAMION D'SEL TABARNAK!!
 
2017, A major earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured. Iran, Iraq, Turkey and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

*Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
*Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance
*Latin American countries are sending clothing.
*New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
*The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the
infrastructure.
*Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

President Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.

God Bless President Trump.
 
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