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What do you call and Eskimo Lesbian?
A Klondike.

Why don't San Francisco Cheerleaders where skirts?
When they do, their balls hang out.

Why do Nipples have bumps on them?
It's Braile for "Lick Here"

Why isn't there any toilet paper in KFC?
Because it's Finger licking' good!

What do you find in a clean nose?
Finger prints.

Did you hear about Divorce Barbie?
It comes with all of Ken's Shit.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass?
A mechanic.

Why do girls fart after they pee?
They can't shake, so they blow dry.

What is the difference from Out-Laws and in-laws
Out-Laws are wanted.

Why do dogs lick their ass?
Because they know, in five minutes they will be licking your face.

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?
If a woman has to chew before she swallows.

What's grosser than gross?
Having a dream about eating pudding and waking up with a spoon in your ass.
 
More epic Raikkonen gets lost at Sao Paolo GP lol!


I wish we had a view from outside the car lol


Seriously I want to join his fan club!
 
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