Deal of the year on a mazda truck!

Karl55

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From a craigslist ad:

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/1784487701.html

200$ ,great price!

" PLZ READ WHOLE AD BEFORE RESPONDING. "

Starts weirdly...

"THIS MAZDA`B2600 RUNS GREAT HAS NO MECHANICAL ISSUES JUST 96K MILES....DONT THINK IT CAME WITH AC SYSTEM IF IT DID DOES NOT WORK ,HEATER WORKS GREAT ENGINE RUNS STRONG 4 WHEEL DRIVE WITH NICE OFFROAD AFTER MARKET RIMS AND TIRES THAT ARE WORTH $200 ON THEIR OWN..."

Good enough...smells fishy though...

"TRUCK DOES HAVE SUM HISTORY I FEEL OBLIGATED TO SHARE WITH ANY POTENTIAL BUYER....THIS TRUCK WAS INVOLVED IN A SHOOTING/ HOMICIDE A FAMILY OF THREE LOST THEIR LIVES INCLUDING A MAN,WOMAN AND A SMALL CHILD....AFTER THE SHOOTING ITS SAID THAT THE TRUCK ROLLED OFF THE ROAD INTO A LARGE WATER DRAIN DITCH WERE IT CAME TO REST ON ITS SIDE FOR THREE AND A HALF WEEKS BEFORE BEING DISCOVERED BY A PASSING BICYCLIST . THE TRUCK CLEARLY BARES THE SCARES FROM THIS INCIDENT WITH MINOR BODY DAMAGE TO THE DRIVERS SIDE ,12 NOTABLE BULLET HOLES,SHATTERED DRIVER/PASSENGER SIDE WIDOWS, SEVERELY BLOODSTAINED SEATS AND CARPET AND THE WORST OF IT WITHOUT A DOUBT IS THE ODOR OF ROTTEN FLESH I JUST CANT GET RED OF THE ODOR AND I CAN NO LONGER DEAL WITH THIS TRUCK STINKING UP MY BACK YARD. FIRST 200 OWNS IT CLEAN TITLE READY TO BE SIGNED OVER..."

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Would you buy it?
 
Yah man! I'll bring it to the Fuzzy and be like:

" Yo girls seen my truck? Actually story short I saved a school bus full of kids who were chased by Crazy Yakuza chinese boyz. They tried to kill me with AK-47 but I somehow managed to save the kids, kill the bad guyz and have mad sex with the 23 years old sexy bus driver! I'm like that Girls! "
 
Yah man! I'll bring it to the Fuzzy and be like:

" Yo girls seen my truck? Actually story short I saved a school bus full of kids who were chased by Crazy Yakuza chinese boyz. They tried to kill me with AK-47 but I somehow managed to save the kids, kill the bad guyz and have mad sex with the 23 years old sexy bus driver! I'm like that Girls! "

Then the girls would say:

"hey yakuzas are japanese,you racist"
 
ca me fait penser au char d'un de mes amis .... maxima vga des usa qui a été légerement smasher d'un peu partout, et qui a un beau tit trou qui passe bord en bord du banc conducteur dans le haut de la poitrine ...
 
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