Douchebag Nearly Kills People, Destroys His $845,000 Porsche Spyder And Is All Smiles

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Money can buy nice cars. Money can buy a big house. Money can buy pussy. But money can’t buy class or driving skills, which this rich bitch is thoroughly lacking.
We take you to the Epi-Plage Hotel in beautiful Saint-Tropez, France where wealthy Europeans love to holiday. This gentleman appears to have had a grand time at the resort and possibly indulged in too many watermelon martinis or just flat out doesn’t know how to drive his fucking 918 Spyder.
Within three seconds, he goes from giving a douchechill-enducing horns gesture to nearly running over pedestrians that were only 20-feet right in front of him to crashing his supercar.
How you gonna wreck you’re Porsche 918 Spyder in the parking lot? You’re not on the Autobahn. You’re in a parking lot. We’re talking about a parking lot, not a highway. A parking lot.
Despite wrecking his Porsche that has a price tag of $845,000, this fuckface is just chilling and enjoying a beer as the entire hotel staff pushes his car out of the trees.
Motherfucker, you need to put that beer down and start singing, “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!”
Is my anger bubbling because I know he’ll just buy another $845,000 Porsche Spyder tomorrow? Indubitably.
 
yah... flooring it for 2 sec as a joke and braking in a 1995 Ferrari 355 is one thing

doing it in a 2015 hybrid hypercar youre basically teleporting 200 meters ahead in
 
These "douchebags" always existed, they are now more visible because of social media. Nevertheless, they remain idiots...
 
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How the fuck do these 2 digit IQ retards even acquire so much currency in the first place? Give that car to me and I assure you it'll be better taken care of and appreciated like it was my first born or something. You clearly can't even handle it or even drive sober... too much money and not enough brains, probably inherited his money on top of it lol
 
Je dirais, "gougoune" prit dans l'accélérateur et pas capable de toucher les freins.... coup de roue pour éviter les personnes devant...
 
Well what is he supposed to do? Cry and collapse?
Insurance will probably take care of it.

Well...he looks drunk for sure. I hope they tested him at the scene and he won't get a cent from insurance.

He's smiling, but he's also standing there like a dumbfounded jackass while everyone else is reacting. A mixture of shock, drunkenness and humiliation IMO.
 
Well...he looks drunk for sure. I hope they tested him at the scene and he won't get a cent from insurance.

He's smiling, but he's also standing there like a dumbfounded jackass while everyone else is reacting. A mixture of shock, drunkenness and humiliation IMO.
Ah well, if he can afford one im sure he can afford the loss
 
He has to learn from this one...
How to wash a 918 Spyder...
[video]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb8_1438104005[/video]
 
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