BMW 5 Series: A magnificent rendition

The BMW 5 Series needs no introduction. This 2008 550i may be the best car I have ever driven. It is not the fastest car. It is not the most exciting car. It is not the most expensive car. It is just an extremely competent rendition of what we traditionally refer to as a car.

The 550i can carry four adults with some luggage, has an engine in the front with an automatic transmission, has traditional proportions, is of average size and from afar, doesn’t look like anything special. If you compare the BMW 550i to its bread-and-butter equivalents, like the Toyota Camry or Ford Taurus (which represent what the classic definition of a modern car is), the 550i is magnificent.

Sure, there is the BMW 750i, but it is a luxury land-yacht, and something else all together. The 550i is not over the top in any one way: it is just very good at everything you could ask a car to be.

Now, we wonder why everyone isn’t already driving this premium German sedan. Well, the answer is simple: $86,200. What you get for your money is a 5 with recently revised styling, a 4.8-litre V8 driving the rear wheels, a six-speed automatic and a slew of techno gadgets that are actually useful. As a bonus, the M trim package (derived from BMW’s high performance M cars) is a no-charge option on the 550i.

Some may say they can get a Chrysler 300C with nearly as much power and nearly as many options as the 550i for half the price. Those who say that don’t have the money (not that I do), and are only guessing what the 550i is like.

When you get into the driver’s seat, it feels like something different. The seat is a little on the stiff side, but once adjusted, fits like it was moulded around you. The M steering wheel is oddly satisfying to hold in your hands. There are no cheap bits anywhere in the interior, and its design is almost more like furniture than that of a functioning automobile.

The controls and ergonomics are a highly discussed subject — a result of BMW’s iDrive. If it is your fist time with it, you will get frustrated. I have used it in a few BMWs now, and find it easy. So if you are buying the car, don’t worry, you’ll get the hang of it.

As long as the key fob is inside the car, the engine will spring to life with a quick jab of the start button. It idles quietly, and gives no impression that it makes 360 hp and 360 lb.-ft. of torque. Moving, or rather selecting, the transmission into drive is done by pressing a button and pulling back on this joystick-like thing; reverse is the opposite, and park is a button on top.

As soon as you make a few turns in the parking lot, turn onto the road and give it a little throttle to see what happens, its price tag is immediately justified. You are quietly and quickly pushed down the road and when you reach a speed that feels like the speed limit, you are in fact doing 30 km/h over. It gains speed subtly, yet with vigour.

There is just the right amount of engine noise and vibration to let you know what’s going on. With the throttle down, on anything other than a straight-ahead drag-style launch, the traction control light blinks at you constantly.

My tester had $7,300 in options including comfort seats, heated rear seats, park distance control, seven-channel audio system, lane departure warning system, head-up display, voice control and navigation system.

The lane departure warning system is interesting. Instead of beeping at you as some similar systems do, the steering wheel rumbles slightly to let you know you might be drifting in your lane. The head-up display is pretty cool as it displays your speed in orange digits that appear to be floating about three inches off the hood. The Bluetooth cellphone connectivity is super easy to use, and makes chatting while you drive a pleasure.

There is nothing specific that jumps out as being fantastic with the 550i. Its defining feature is a strong overall sense of competence and poise. When you drive at more than 100 km, sit in construction, have a meeting on the fly, battle traffic and enjoy doing it, you will understand what $86K can buy you.

Fact File

2008 BMW 550i

As tested, before tax: $86,200

Options: Premium Package ($3,300) includes comfort seats, heated rear seats, park distance control, logic 7 sound system; Technology Package ($4,000) includes lane departure warning system, navigation, head-up display, voice control ($4,000).

Freight: $1,995

Configuration: Front-engine, RWD

Engine/transmission: 4.8L V8 / 6-speed automatic with sequential shift

Horsepower: 360 @ 6,300 rpm

Torque: 360 lb.-ft. @ 3,400

Fuel required: 70 litres, premium

EnerGuide fuel ratings (L/100km): 13.3 city. 8.3 hwy

Observed fuel economy (L/100km): 12.2 combined

Warranty: 4 years / 80,000 km

MSRP range: $59,900 - $113,200

Engines available: 3.0L I6 (230 hp, 200 lb.-ft.); 3.0L twin-turbo I6 (300/300) 4.8L V8 (360/360); 5.0L V10 (500/383)

Transmissions available: 6-speed manual; 6-spd auto with sequential shift; 7-spd auto with sequential shift

Competition: Mercedes-Benz E550, Audi A6 4.2, Infiniti M45, Lexus GS430

Strengths: Such poise, great power, engaging drive

Weaknesses: May hurt retirement fund

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