10- It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
09- During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will still finish the race.
08- Cars with small engines often outperform big engines.
07- You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
06- Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
05- You can drive hard, right from the start.
04- You and your car always finish at the same time.
03- You always know where to put your hands.
02- Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day you bought it.
01- The crowd cheers when you finish first.
im sure tk could fic something. i have heated up pizza once in a brand new honda. would never do it on one with a older engine. works hella fast.
i think im gonna start a book. race while you cook