hmmm, well best solution, grab a bottle of liquor, and take out a shot glass. (don't chug from the bottle, effects don't work the same way.) Just take a shot every 30seconds of your liquor of choice. (preferably a 40% alcohol content liquor). And continue until head proceeds to spin. Once you feel a little dizzy, grab bottle with one hand, and use opposite hand to support yourself on something. Now proceed to chug straight out of the bottle for approx. 5secs. Place cap on bottle, and hurry up to make it into bed. Otherwise you will soon figure out that the kitchen floor is not a very comfortable place to wake up. Should you however, decide to sleep on the kitchen floor, have some Scot towels close by, to wipe up puddle of drool the next morning.