I actualy had a nightmare of a guy with glasses and a funny smile, stairing at me with a bunch of s/w`s behind him, waz kinna scary...wait a minute, thinking bout it, YES! it waz you!!!!!
This is a test. If this were a real emergency, some hesterical woman would be screaming bloody murder...
Hey, Carpet Larry, what the hell are you testing? Our patience?!
Come on, that was funny.