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A guy walks in a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water,
the bartender takes out his rifle and points it at the guy,
the guy then says thank you and walks away.

WHY?
 
Pissed his pants?
to say he had a gun pointed to his head?
to prove you can't have a glass of water in a bar?

no idea....
 
hahaha i haven't heard that riddle in over 15 years.... and it still made me wonder for 2 seconds! lol

:D
 
GOOD JOB GUYS!!!

now here's another one:

a father and his son got into a car crash, the father dies, but the son is in critical conditions.
In the operating room, the doctor says: "I can't operate on him, he's my son!!!"

How is this possible?
 
is this a play on words? should there be a "-in-law" in there somewhere?! I have heared this before...but I can't remember the answer!
 
WestIslandGirl said:
GOOD JOB GUYS!!!

now here's another one:

a father and his son got into a car crash, the father dies, but the son is in critical conditions.
In the operating room, the doctor says: "I can't operate on him, he's my son!!!"

How is this possible?
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mama was a HO!!
 
well...

2 men are in a corn field. One is dead, the other is alive...the dead guy's backpack is full, while the one alive has his empty...how did he die?!

(and i'll rule out some common answers: no they were not shot by the owner for taking corn, no the live guy did not kill the dead guy...and no I am not stupid :p)
 
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