The "daily a$$hats that make me lose my shit" thread

[Snail]

Old people who can't get off escalators fast enough and end up creating a mess behind them. These are the same people who merge onto highways at half the traffic speed.

I mean, I understand that they're old, and they don't think or act very quickly. I get it, and I feel bad for them.

But Jesus Christ it pissed me off.

 

[fromage]

people who fucking stop the car completely on a boulevard, to enter a fucking parking lot... jesus fucking christ, way to stop traffic for a few seconds for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

 

[Jelly_Belly]

Customer ordered a medium coffee with 6 milks. Then complained the coffee was too cold. Bitch what the fuck did you expect?! 6 milks = 2/3 of the cup is milk!

 

[DJD&G]

J'ai des amis qui sont sortis prendre une bière hier soir. Ils m'ont pas invité même si j'ai demandé à être prévenu s'ils sortaient.
Ils comprenaient pas non plus pourquoi j'étais en tabarnack.

Sorry to be blunt...but take a hint! Ils veulent peut-etre jsute pu de toi comme ami?

Bad news bro, some of them don't enjoy your company as much as you do. Been there too, stop calling them for a while and see if someone calls you. If not just let them go.

 

[Vtecjustkickedin]

Customer ordered a medium coffee with 6 milks. Then complained the coffee was too cold. Bitch what the fuck did you expect?! 6 milks = 2/3 of the cup is milk!


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At this point, I'm not even sure she likes the taste of coffee at all...

Bad news bro, some of them don't enjoy your company as much as you do. Been there too, stop calling them for a while and see if someone calls you. If not just let them go.

Y'en à un qui m'a texté dimanche matin pour s'excuser, qu'il était parti un peu à la course et a pas pensé à prévenir personne. Apparement qu'une autre de ses amies voulait faire de quoi pis elle même il lui a pas dit...

Je veux pas en faire toute une histoire non plus donc j'accepte son explication...

 

[floso]

People that wont flush in a public restroom. What logical reason do you have to not flush the damn toilet??!!! No one wants to see your shit!

 

[99jipy99]

Revenu quebec m'ont envoyer une lettre disant que je leurs doit de largent depuis fevrier 2014... Mais ils m'ont pas aviser avant octobre 2016 et me chargent les intérets depuis fevrier 2014... En plus je suis certain que ce qu'ils me réclament n'est pas valable!


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[lord_galathon]

Revenu quebec m'ont envoyer une lettre disant que je leurs doit de largent depuis fevrier 2014... Mais ils m'ont pas aviser avant octobre 2016 et me chargent les intérets depuis fevrier 2014... En plus je suis certain que ce qu'ils me réclament n'est pas valable!


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Revenu Quebec c'est le summum du nickel-and-dime. Y'ont gosse la compagnie ou ma soeur travaille pour 17$.

17$.

Pensez y.

Y'ont envoye un fucking actuaire checker leurs etats financiers et declarations de revenus pour 17$.

La compagnie facture pour 5M$/annee.

 

[fromage]

People that wont flush in a public restroom. What logical reason do you have to not flush the damn toilet??!!! No one wants to see your shit!

no one wants to touch that toilet knob.. that shits nasty

 

[JoeyV]

no one wants to touch that toilet knob.. that shits nasty

So use your foot/shoe to flush...

 

[99jipy99]

Revenu Quebec c'est le summum du nickel-and-dime. Y'ont gosse la compagnie ou ma soeur travaille pour 17$.

17$.

Pensez y.

Y'ont envoye un fucking actuaire checker leurs etats financiers et declarations de revenus pour 17$.

La compagnie facture pour 5M$/annee.

C'est pas mal la meme chose pour moi... On parle d'un montant en bas de 100$ la! C'est pas grand chose, mais c'est plus le fait qui faut que je me déplace pour aller a la caisse pour me faire voler volontairement...

 

[Broody]

Please enlighten us on the said secret menu.
I want to impress a date

X2, I want to know

 

[Trupower Distribution]

Daily ass hats for me are, the idiots in stock matrixs and civic that try to race me on residential streets. Or idiots that sit on my bumper at red lights,so i drive away ever so slowly. Take that asshats.

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[theoutsider]

Ca ou tu roules sur la voie de service de 70kmh avec une zone de construction a 50kmh...Ca te colle au cul, ca fini par clancher ca a 110kmh pour prendre la bretelle d autoroute a 50kmh. Je suis obligé de braker avec mon Grand vitara sur les all terran pasque j arrive a 75kmh....Calisse, pas capable d etre equilibré? Jtobligé de braker a cause de toé!!

 

[mecbain]

Old people who can't get off escalators fast enough and end up creating a mess behind them. These are the same people who merge onto highways at half the traffic speed.

I mean, I understand that they're old, and they don't think or act very quickly. I get it, and I feel bad for them.

But Jesus Christ it pissed me off.

I was saying to myself a while ago, people have a hard time walking straight, merging into escalators in metro's, etc... how can we expect them to freaking drive any better, when you see how retarted people walk, you understand why they do the stupid shit on the road

 

[ticul]

X2, I want to know

Just fucking Google it...

 

[Snail]

I was saying to myself a while ago, people have a hard time walking straight, merging into escalators in metro's, etc... how can we expect them to freaking drive any better, when you see how retarted people walk, you understand why they do the stupid shit on the road

I feel like, especially in the city, people have a total absence of spatial awareness and foresight. They literally can't think 2 feet ahead of their noses. At least old people have an excuse. I see young people (15-40) get off an escalator, and then come to a complete stop at the top of the platform, with all of their shopping bags, effectively blocking the inevitable crowd of people offloading behind them. It just blows my mind how these people might even have a driver's license too.

And we wonder why there's so much traffic and congestion in this city.

 

[flx_bike]

Vraiment nice le monde qui respect les biens d'autrui.

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[i_am_marc]

Vraiment nice le monde qui respect les biens d'autrui.

ughhhh arghhhhh

Ouain, je check un cossin sur le site web de Home Hardware. J'me dit OK, j'ai assez de temps pour me rendre de Lasalle à Westmount si je part à 19h30. J'arrive à 20h05 et la porte est barrée. La fille me regarde avec un gros smile et me répond qu'ils ferment à 20h.

Criss ostie, qui ferme avant 21h les vendredi?!?!?!?

#westmount

 

[Snail]

^^^ GTFO.

Sur ton char?!?!