Article: Top 3 douchbag cars in your experience.

I'll answer this question with :

Almost everyone between the ages of 18-35 male/driving whatever brand of car in the West Island/Laval/Southshore/East end area

Women I will say Laval/St-Laurent area.... drive like total douche even Westmount they dont drive as douche like

Since I moved downtown, I honestly havent had any issues with douchebags (except on weeknights or weekends when its people from outside downtown)

That being said I drive "sporty" but not douche like, I turn into a douche when someone is driving 80 in the left lane... lol
 
There are just so many...

Audi S5: I have yet to see an S5 that is not being driven by a complete douchebag.
Ford SVT Raptor: The ultimate "I'm an asshole with something to prove" vehicle.
3rd place: I'll let the convertible Mustang V6 guys battle it out with the SRT-4 drivers.
 
Top 3
1-BMW e46 (especially non-M automatic cars)
2-Early 2000's Dodge truck, gas v8
3-VW MK4 (I own one, but i've seen a lot of turbo-ticounes in the last year)


I think he forgets the quattro system

quattro and 4motion are only names, the difference between torsen/haldex cars is where it's at.
 
Top 3
1-BMW e46 (especially non-M automatic cars)
2-Early 2000's Dodge truck, gas v8
3-VW MK4 (I own one, but i've seen a lot of turbo-ticounes in the last year)




quattro and 4motion are only names, the difference between torsen/haldex cars is where it's at.

What I mean is golf and jettas don't have an awd system
 
1. 350z / G35 are the worst by far
2. Non-M BMW's (white on red is a good color combo for douches)
3. Subaru WRX / STi (especially with a blow off valve and exhaust)

Majority of BMW, Mercedes and Audi owners. All "fake" rich people on leases.

That's why Mercedes now sells a CLA and BMW the X1 to tap into that market.
 
Certain!!! Je suis tout le temps au bronzage, si je ne suis pas au gym. Et je passe mes fds à ramasser des petites dans les clubs yolo


okkk toi tu comprend pas l'principe j'pense, on parle de voiture qui sont le plus suceptible d'être conduis par des douchebags, y'a pas nul part que c'est écris ''ces voitures sont uniquement conduis par des douchebags''

mucho sand in vagina?
 
Imma use photos as they're worth a thousand words:

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^ unless they work on construction.

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^ have succesfully replaced BMW as douchebag cars.

and of course:

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^ universally badly driven, they will do anything in heavy traffic to maintain their car on TWO lanes at a time just in case one of the two lanes they're on opens up slightly and they can gain a single spot.
 
BMW 3 series
350Z
Mazda 3

This. Blanc + interieur rouge = ultimate douche lvl

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N'importe quel esti de tata qui se pense hot en se parkant dans un banc de neige avec ça vidange de truck(peut importe le truck). Flash News: Y'a personne qui te trouve hot a te parker dans le banc de neige. Tout le monde ris de toi a l'intérieur en se disant ''loll check le cave. Y faut qu'y montre a tout le monde a quel point y'a un ptit penis.''
 
All lifted pickups (Here they drive with theirs FUCKING lightbar ON!)
Mustang V6


Ici c'est plus genre Redneck que Douche lol. On vous les envois tous.
 
allroad is butthurt on not being able to get an audi.

he'll tell anyone that a4 = passat with audi badge a3 = gti with audi badge etcetc

"congrats on paying 8k extra for your audi badge, you turd"

What are you talking about exactly? Not sure you read posts.
 
hey c'est la machine de bronzage qui fais que t'est un douche, pas ton attitude! duhhh! allo caliss!
 
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