Hot chick aproches me in a bar...

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Ignition101

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so the other night i was drinking my heineken @ bar
this hot babe about 5'8 and looked like 25 came over to me
i was in shock because hot babes rarely approach me
so we get into this conversation for about a while

i was starting to feel drunk after 5 or some heinekens
so i manned up my **** and told her "wanna go back to my place?"
she said yes and i drove her back to my place

the first moment i opened the door, she grabbed my ass and pushed me to a couch
i lay there she started unzipping my pants and took my **** out

anyway long story short, i found that she has a ****
if i remembered correctly i had ****ed his ass
but i did not suck his **** or get ****ed in the butt so am i gay?
i don't think i am though because i like woman and i have never slept with a man before

what should i do?
 
heuu.. so you f*cked a pre-op shemale!?

well i guess you are not gay cuz u were drunk and she looked like a hot chick.. but...didnt you realise something was hanging while you were doing her...?

loll..funny story
 
Oh no..tell me you didn't...oh no..

oh no..

no


no no and...sadly..no...

what the..

gosh will i never drink heineken you should of went for some budweiser that night..

Aohh man...gosh.

How the **** did you manage to ..ahhh man..

Holy shit

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

*fag* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
wtf????????


I think it wouldn't matter how drunk I am.... I'd notice that thing hanging.....

then I'd puke.
 
Oh and **** Ahunstic for me i'm blacklisting this place 4 life from now on just from the name...ahhhhhhhh lollll poor you damn i feel sorry.

Well hey you do know she was in fact a..should i say male or female :p
 
Styling said:
wtf????????


I think it wouldn't how drunk I am.... I'd notice that thing hanging.....

then I'd puke.
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Oh fawk yeah always fnger it first and profesionnally secretivly smell the pussy .. holy shit dude i can't believe you didn't put your hand to double check examinate her like a good doctor should :(
 
batty man....

You gave it to him man, did you not get a clue looking at the dudes ass?

If i where you i'd change my name and move to some other country, you gotta be shittin us right?
 
Ignition101 said:
so the other night i was drinking my heineken @ bar
this hot babe about 5'8 and looked like 25 came over to me
i was in shock because hot babes rarely approach me
so we get into this conversation for about a while

i was starting to feel drunk after 5 or some heinekens
so i manned up my **** and told her "wanna go back to my place?"
she said yes and i drove her back to my place

the first moment i opened the door, she grabbed my ass and pushed me to a couch
i lay there she started unzipping my pants and took my **** out

anyway long story short, i found that she has a ****
if i remembered correctly i had ****ed his ass
but i did not suck his **** or get ****ed in the butt so am i gay?
i don't think i am though because i like woman and i have never slept with a man before

what should i do?
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The question is not what YOU SHOULD DO .... it's WHAT DID YOU DOOOO AFTER THAT.....


OUFFF DRUNK OR NOT I THINK i'LL KILL THAT THING OH YEAH I'LL KILL IT !!! PUNCH IT OR WHATEVER BUT NOT COMIN ON MR AND SAY THAT STORY ASKIN US WHAT TO DO JUST TELL US WHAT DID U DO AFTER SEEING THIS.... MY GOD I REALLY THINK I'LL KILL THAT BEAST !! NOT EVEN HUMAN ANYMORE
 
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Ignition101 said:
so the other night i was drinking my heineken @ bar
this hot babe about 5'8 and looked like 25 came over to me
i was in shock because hot babes rarely approach me
so we get into this conversation for about a while

i was starting to feel drunk after 5 or some heinekens
so i manned up my **** and told her "wanna go back to my place?"
she said yes and i drove her back to my place

the first moment i opened the door, she grabbed my ass and pushed me to a couch
i lay there she started unzipping my pants and took my **** out

anyway long story short, i found that she has a ****
if i remembered correctly i had ****ed his ass
but i did not suck his **** or get ****ed in the butt so am i gay?
i don't think i am though because i like woman and i have never slept with a man before

what should i do?
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