Mafia joke time
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saw it comming lol... good one though.
try this one
THE BRAIN OF AN ITALIAN
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A Italian man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the
loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two
weeks and needed to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form
of security
for the loan. The Italian man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked
on the street
in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out.
The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Italian man for using a
$250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and
parked it there.
Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest,
which came to
$15.41.
The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"
The Italian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for
only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
Ah, the brain of the Italian . This is why Italy is shining
try this one
THE BRAIN OF AN ITALIAN
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A Italian man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the
loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two
weeks and needed to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form
of security
for the loan. The Italian man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked
on the street
in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out.
The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Italian man for using a
$250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and
parked it there.
Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest,
which came to
$15.41.
The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"
The Italian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for
only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
Ah, the brain of the Italian . This is why Italy is shining
StreetRacer
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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.
You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?
You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?
Fernandaholic
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lmao^^^^
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