U laugh U lose

Il a volé le maillot de LG.

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Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, Pope Francis and a ten-year-old schoolboy are on a plane, that is going down. There are only four parachutes.

Trump declares, "I'm the smartest person in the U.S.A., the country needs me." He grabs one and jumps.

Johnson declares, "Britain can't survive Brexit without me," as he grabs one and jumps.

The Pope declares, "More than a billion Catholics needs me," as he grabs one and jumps.

Merkel looks at the boy and says, "You take the last one, you have a whole life ahead of you."

The boys replies, "It's OK, there's two parachutes left, the smartest man in the U.S.A. took my backpack."
 
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Michael Jackson is on a plane with a bunch of school kids

The pilot steps out of the cockpit and beckons him forward

"Michael" he whispers

"The Plane's gonna crash. I got two parachutes, one for me, and one for you"

"But what about the kids" Michael Jackson replies

"Fuck the kids!" The pilot exclaims.

Michael looks at him dead in the eye and says

"What, have we got time?"
 
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