U laugh U lose

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Just to correct this guy, the United States in 2010 has 12.9% foreign born population comparatively to Canada 20%, sweden 14.3%, denmark 8%, norway 10.9%, just to name a few. Poor girl, she should have known her stuff better.
 
A Jew who was unemployed for a long time decided to open his own medical clinic. "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."

A doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn a $1,000, and goes to the clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Jew: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "This is gasoline!"

Jew: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

The doctor gets annoyed and goes back a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I can't remember anything!"

Jew: "Nurse please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "But that's gasoline!"

Jew: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

The doctor leaves angrily, but returns several days later more determined than ever this time to make his money back.

Doctor: "I've lost my eyesight."

Jew: "Well I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor $500.

Doctor: "But this is only $500!"

Jew: "Congratulations! You've got your eyesight back. That will be $500."

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