U laugh U lose

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This guy claims someone sneaked up and put a padlock through his ear – before clicking it into place and legging it.
While a lot of people have already asked how he didn’t notice it happening, ‘Tom Grim Fandango Matthews’ swears he only realised the device was in his flesh tunnel after hearing a random click. ‘So guess what some little w*** stain just did to me if I find you I will put you 6 feet under end of rant c*** [sic]’, he wrote after posting the above picture on Facebook.
He wrote on his Facebook page His friends took it as an opportunity to make fun of him. ‘Get yourself to the diy shop and give em a fiver to cut it off,’ one of his mates wrote. Another added: ‘I can pick locks, £10 an hour tho! [sic]’.
 
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