are waiting for the bus at -40 outside
wait 10 minutes to save 50 cents at the gas station
get to the cash at a gas station and claim 500x loto 6/49 tickets and buy 20 "gratteux"
buy a 2L of Pepsi, a box of Jos. Louis, a little bags of Chips and le Journal de Montréal
buy bread and milk with your empty bottles
drive a car that burns oil like a two-stroke
use duct tape to patch rusted fenders on your civic
v6 dans la panne to save $$ from impound
knock someone out and throw him 10$
drive a customer's lamborghini into a post
love plastics and 86 Civics
rely on frenk's advice to win a court case
know so many BS jokes