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1. About 10 years ago, proceeded to get hammered with a crazy chick who I knew was crazy but I was young and I would generally fuck anything that moves. She starts by sucking my dick but suddenly chomps down hard and doesn't let go. I'm in pain, I panic, I punch her in the head and pour the rest of the bottle of vodka on my bleeding dick. Turns out she knew I was fucking her friend and was jealous as fuck.
2. I had a party for my birthday at my house. Awesome party, near the end some people start to leave, others decide to find a place to crash. The atmosphere is pretty chill and no one seems like they'll burn the place down so I go to bed. After 5 mins there's this chick I knew but never really spoke to other than "hi how are you" that comes into my bed. Starts kissing and grabbing me so things start getting good. As I'm taking off her pants she stops me and says "I don't want you to think I'm a slut". I just lost my boner and was way too hammered to process the situation so I passed out.
3. I'm at a house party (not my house), things are going well, a lot of people in a big house. One of the girls there was one of my friends ex because she cheated on him. She sent him a video of her fucking another guy and it completely destroyed and humiliated my friend because of what she said in the video. So me being the awesome friend and terrible human that I am decide to seduce her. As the night goes on I got her attention and we decide to find a room to fuck. I tell her I need to pee and that I'll find her after. I go up to my group of friends (about 8, including my wronged friend) and tell them to stand outside the room I'm fucking her in and when I yell "rodeo" to all come in running into the room. So I find her, get into the room, get a pretty good fuck out of her. I tell her to get on her knees, get her from behind and wrap a solid amount of hair around my hand. The moment is golden, I yell out RODEOOOOOO and all my friends run into the room as she's struggling to break free while I'm in there balls deep holding on to her hair trying to tame her like the animal that she is. It was a great fuck, she was awesome. The bad part was me losing a bunch of female friends because they thought I was an asshole. Yup, I was a vengeful asshole.
2. I had a party for my birthday at my house. Awesome party, near the end some people start to leave, others decide to find a place to crash. The atmosphere is pretty chill and no one seems like they'll burn the place down so I go to bed. After 5 mins there's this chick I knew but never really spoke to other than "hi how are you" that comes into my bed. Starts kissing and grabbing me so things start getting good. As I'm taking off her pants she stops me and says "I don't want you to think I'm a slut". I just lost my boner and was way too hammered to process the situation so I passed out.
3. I'm at a house party (not my house), things are going well, a lot of people in a big house. One of the girls there was one of my friends ex because she cheated on him. She sent him a video of her fucking another guy and it completely destroyed and humiliated my friend because of what she said in the video. So me being the awesome friend and terrible human that I am decide to seduce her. As the night goes on I got her attention and we decide to find a room to fuck. I tell her I need to pee and that I'll find her after. I go up to my group of friends (about 8, including my wronged friend) and tell them to stand outside the room I'm fucking her in and when I yell "rodeo" to all come in running into the room. So I find her, get into the room, get a pretty good fuck out of her. I tell her to get on her knees, get her from behind and wrap a solid amount of hair around my hand. The moment is golden, I yell out RODEOOOOOO and all my friends run into the room as she's struggling to break free while I'm in there balls deep holding on to her hair trying to tame her like the animal that she is. It was a great fuck, she was awesome. The bad part was me losing a bunch of female friends because they thought I was an asshole. Yup, I was a vengeful asshole.