SR-71
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A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl says to the man, “Excuse me sir, I’ve never been fucked and in my condition no one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?” So the man kicks her into the pool and says, “There, you’re fucked.”
so I was fucking my daughter last night and I don’t know what was the funnier: the look on my wife face when she walked in on me or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her
What’s the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid’s face.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period.
What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns
What do priests and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boy’s rooms with empty sacks.
What do you call a barn full of elderly black people? Antique farm equipment.
What’s the definition of a woman? Life support system for pussy.
A husband and wife are getting ready for work. The husband gets out of the shower, still naked walks through the house. His daughter sees him and asks, “Daddy, when will I get one of those between my legs?” He says, “As soon as your mother leaves for work.”
so I was fucking my daughter last night and I don’t know what was the funnier: the look on my wife face when she walked in on me or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her
What’s the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid’s face.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period.
What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns
What do priests and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boy’s rooms with empty sacks.
What do you call a barn full of elderly black people? Antique farm equipment.
What’s the definition of a woman? Life support system for pussy.
A husband and wife are getting ready for work. The husband gets out of the shower, still naked walks through the house. His daughter sees him and asks, “Daddy, when will I get one of those between my legs?” He says, “As soon as your mother leaves for work.”