Offensive and controversial jokes thread
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S1FAP
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Ca prend combien de temps à une nwère chier un tas d'marde?
9 mois
Ca prend combien de temps à une juive sortir ses poubelles?
9 mois
Qu,est-ce tu fais avec un nwère quand y,est pu bon?
Tu l'vides pis tu fais un skinsuit avec
Qu,est-ce tu fais avec le skinsuit quand y'est pu bon?
Tu l'remplis d'marde tu fais un nwère avec
9 mois
Ca prend combien de temps à une juive sortir ses poubelles?
9 mois
Qu,est-ce tu fais avec un nwère quand y,est pu bon?
Tu l'vides pis tu fais un skinsuit avec
Qu,est-ce tu fais avec le skinsuit quand y'est pu bon?
Tu l'remplis d'marde tu fais un nwère avec
TilZz
Well-known member
Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?
A. Her personality.
Q. What do you call a feminist in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call feminist in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q.. If you are driving and you see a feminist on a bike, why should you try not to hit her?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a feminist quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two feminists in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The police!
Q. Why is three feminists going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.
Q. What do you say to a feminist with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
A. Society.
Q. What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?
A. Her personality.
Q. What do you call a feminist in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call feminist in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q.. If you are driving and you see a feminist on a bike, why should you try not to hit her?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a feminist quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two feminists in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The police!
Q. Why is three feminists going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.
Q. What do you say to a feminist with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
KossaK
Active member
KossaK
Active member
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What do a hard nipple and jews have in common.
A: They go down in hot showers
A young Jewish kid goes up to his Jewish dad and says " Dad can I borrow $5 dollars"? The dad is shocked and says "$4 dollars? What do you need $3 dollars for"?
Did you hear about the new Jewish sports car? Yeah it can stop on a dime and pick it up at the same time.
here have translated centuries-old Russian proverbs about the Jews
A Jew’s hands love the labour of others.
A Jew is always ready to cross himself if he profits from it.
Punch a Jew in the face and he will accuse you of murder.
A Jew will say he was beaten, but will never say for what.
A Jew in business is like a leech on the skin.
not all are funny. if you want the full list I can post it.
if you want to.
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*VR6*
Well-known member
Why does Stevie Wonder can't read?
Cause he's blind?!
Cause he's black.
Omfg that's racist...
I agree...No but seriously, did you see the guy's house?!?
No?
Him neither.
No but honnestly, I really have nothing against black people...
Oh right he
Yeah for real, I think everyone should have one
Cause he's blind?!
Cause he's black.
Omfg that's racist...
I agree...No but seriously, did you see the guy's house?!?
No?
Him neither.
No but honnestly, I really have nothing against black people...
Oh right he
Yeah for real, I think everyone should have one
blackyGTI98
Legacy Member
i sense an imminent thread closure...
meanwhile enjoying the jokes
Ill contribute with a white hate joke , those are always accepted
meanwhile enjoying the jokes
Ill contribute with a white hate joke , those are always accepted
KossaK
Active member
OUIII sur les Kebs.
Q: quoi la différence entre le gouvernement et une Keb?
A: aucun les deux sont incapable de faire un budget.
Q: Comment fait vous pour empêché une group de Kebs de Violé une grosse Amérindienne?
A: ouvrier une caisse de 24 de labbat 50
spectrum01
New member
What's the difference between Batman and a black man ?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
I'm not racist, racisim is a crime!
And crime is for black people.
Batman can go to the store without robin.
I'm not racist, racisim is a crime!
And crime is for black people.