wtf is wrong with tinder

wakmen

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you talk to girls (about nothing really because they don't write shit in their description). everything goes well until you want to talk to her outside of tinder (beacause the app sucks), like on facebook, phone or even a coffee at tim. then pouf they disappears to never be heard of again....


in before "your profile sucks" lol
 
ur failing at closing and they get 10k matches a day so she moved into the 8.0001/10 that message her the day after and ur a solid 8/10 shes a fucking 7 at most but think shes a 10 because this is tinder
 
ur failing at closing and they get 10k matches a day so she moved into the 8.0001/10 that message her the day after and ur a solid 8/10 shes a fucking 7 at most but think shes a 10 because this is tinder

C'est parmis le meilleur résumé d'une situation jamais décrite depuis l'histoire de MR.
 
Tinder probably has so many fake accounts that people in China are paid reply to it's not event funny


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we need a woman's perspective on this.... but my opinion is she gets many options to choose from and they will the choose the most attractive person and talk to them, or just use tinder as an ego booster....
 
Pour les fille Tinder c'est pour passer le temps...elle en ont vraiment rien a foutre... elle regarde les centaines de gars liker leur profil et passe de 7 a 10 dans leur tete. Tinder a renversé l'ordre des chose.
 
Ma te l'dire ben franchement....
Ça passe le temps devant le tv. Pis on s'envoie les photos des gars fuck laid en disant qu'on a trouver l'homme de notre vie.

On pousse pas la reflection plus loin!
 
"Je veux pas de one night"

Premier soir : big bang dans pantoufle.

See you.


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Des fois, on les échappe nos pantouffles.

À la demande générale..
FAUT QUE TU VIVES KID ✌
 
She tripped, felt, landed on my dick.

Dindu nuttin.


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It fell.. It fell.
Get up, quick hair check, look around make sure no one saw and leave walk shaming.
Aaaand repeat.

À la demande générale..
FAUT QUE TU VIVES KID ✌
 
Co-worker is on there... or was anyway. Cute blond, early 30s, athletic yet very feminine... would bang if I was not married. Makes you wonder why she is single kinda deal...

Since I'm "harmless" she has had these conversations about her dates and tinder shit with me.

-She gets tons of likes on Tinder
-She did go out on dates... most were atrocious. only a few were ok and a handful were actually fun.
-3/4 are douchebags flashing their biceps, tattoos with a flat brimmed white hat in front of their car.
-Out of the ones that can actually hold a conversation on Tinder, since most are dumb as a doorknob, the rest are trying way too hard.
-Usually by the 10th reply she is asked to take it elsewhere(facebook, text, etc...) and never does it. The idea of Tinder is to keep your cards close until you want to.
-If not asked for facebook or txt, usually it's asking for nudes.
-Guys who are a 8/10 and above are way to addicted to porn and expect girls to suck and deep throat like Heather on the first date. If I need to tell you who Heather is... LOL
-She finds the attention cute but some guys are really clingers on there, expect replies within minutes or start sending hate messages.

That about sums it up :lol:
 
Assez simple. Une fille a ma job, écris qu'elle a 2 enfants, met même pas de photo d'elle a part une photo de paysage = countless match.

J'ai déjà aussi jouer pour le fun sur le tinder d'une amie = 98% des gars qu'elle like forme un match.

résultat = les filles sont complètements ensevelies de queue avec toujours 10-15 gars qui leurs parlent en même temps. C'est rien de personnel, mais elles vont choisir le plus beau et le plus intéressant et je les comprend.. desfois j'ai des ''rush'' avec 4-5 filles qui te parlent en même temps et je sais plus ou donner de la tête... imagine a leurs place!
 
Ça trahi ton age... hahaha

Rien de mal la :D Les classiques, c'est important.

Et c'est elle qui a fait la reference, j'me suis étouffé avec mon café... chu pas mal sur qu'elle fait exprès desfois parce qu'elle sais que chu marrié depuis 10 ans et bin heureux dans ma relation..
 
Co-worker is on there... or was anyway. Cute blond, early 30s, athletic yet very feminine... would bang if I was not married. Makes you wonder why she is single kinda deal...

Since I'm "harmless" she has had these conversations about her dates and tinder shit with me.

-She gets tons of likes on Tinder
-She did go out on dates... most were atrocious. only a few were ok and a handful were actually fun.
-3/4 are douchebags flashing their biceps, tattoos with a flat brimmed white hat in front of their car.
-Out of the ones that can actually hold a conversation on Tinder, since most are dumb as a doorknob, the rest are trying way too hard.
-Usually by the 10th reply she is asked to take it elsewhere(facebook, text, etc...) and never does it. The idea of Tinder is to keep your cards close until you want to.
-If not asked for facebook or txt, usually it's asking for nudes.
-Guys who are a 8/10 and above are way to addicted to porn and expect girls to suck and deep throat like Heather on the first date. If I need to tell you who Heather is... LOL
-She finds the attention cute but some guys are really clingers on there, expect replies within minutes or start sending hate messages.

That about sums it up :lol:

It is what it is. Guys act like horny Forrest Gumps, think porn is real life then wonder why chicks are like eeeewwwww.

Clinging to girls you don't even know through an app that puts them on top of the hill, is the saddest shit ever.
 
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