Why is "U WTF U lose" thread closed?

J'ai pogné ça en attendant à une lumière. C'est encore plus weird combiné avec les sons que mon gars faisait en le regardant



 
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might develop this into what actually happen maybe in the you laugh you lose thread, although not sure as I don't mind being laughed at here and there but this will make me look like a dumbass.... yeah so long story short a few weeks back I've electrocuted my dick, nothing sexual....


Edit: yes it still works, I've tested it, didn't give it any super powers though :(
 
Maybe MRs lawyer said to close it because it could hurt the value of the site

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might develop this into what actually happen maybe in the you laugh you lose thread, although not sure as I don't mind being laughed at here and there but this will make me look like a dumbass.... yeah so long story short a few weeks back I've electrocuted my dick, nothing sexual....


Edit: yes it still works, I've tested it, didn't give it any super powers though :(



but how.........????:dunno:
 
but how.........????:dunno:

let me try to summarize it in a way where the punch line doesn't destroy the whole story, this is probably such a bad idea to put this here lol:

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so after an evening of jackinoff to some increasingly shamefull porn, I decide to wash that guilt with some good old indica weed


was one of those hot days so I say to my self hey I'll leave the dick out of the boxers so it can get some air, plus it always looks so big after, so it's all good

get to the kitchen put the weed in the coffee grinder, which had the plastic tab to turn it on broken off.....No problem, I say, might as well use that metal exacto I use for my weed needs (ok so here's my dumb ass move... yes the handle of the exacto was metal, but it felt like super cheap non electricity conducting.... also the tab I pushed with the exacto on the coffee grinder was in plastic)



so obviously what anyone could imagine it would happen, did, (btw funny thing same day I was man if someone sees me doing this he'll thing I'm retarded... how right that statement was)

so when pushing the exacto to start the grinder it went farther than expected and bypassed the "plastic tab" at that moment an incredible unpleasent pain started in the arm holding the exacto, but that was nothing in comparison with the pain in my dick that was touching the metal dish washer when that electricity "discharged" no pun inteded lol...
 
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^really not even 1 like for that, guess I'll have to make a tshirt with the writing "got my dick electrocuted and didn't even get a like for it"
 
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