She just wouldn't get pregnant!

jaywheel

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https://www.newsweek.com/couple-cou...-been-having-sex-wrong-way-four-years-1089162

Chinese married couple—who were desperately trying to conceive—learned they had been having sex the wrong way for four years.

The young pair, whose identities have been kept anonymous, went to see obstetrician Liu Hongmei after the woman failed to get pregnant despite having sex on a regular basis, reported the Guiyang Evening News. During their appointment, the woman admitted that sex was “usually painful,” which prompted Liu to perform a gynecological examination.

"The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn't conceive,” Liu said. "Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it."

The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive. According to the Guiyang Evening News, Liu gave the couple a sex-education handbook and within months, the woman became pregnant. To show their appreciation, the two sent Liu a live hen and 100 eggs as a gift.

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That’s what happens when you refuse that your daughter gets sexual education classes because you do not want her to become a slut.

*Slow Clap* to these two stuck-up idiots, and shame on their parents.
 
À la base des filles qui se sont jamais touché de leur vie je comprends juste pas ca.
 
This can't be serious lol.

The Doctor should have told them that she can't have babies or that there is something wrong with his sperm. Can't have dumb people like that reproduce.
 
100$ que le gars savait que c'est pas la que ça va mais il ne voulait pas de kidz tout de suite !

Clairement. Lui sacre ça dans le péteux le 1er soir pour la tester et la fille qui dit "j'espère que je vais tomber enceinte!". Le gars est comme Dis gunn b good!
 
À la base des filles qui se sont jamais touché de leur vie je comprends juste pas ca.

Tu ne te "touches" pas nécessairement en te foutant des doigts dans le vagin... t'as plusieurs moyens. Ce n'est pas comme chez vous ou vous avez juste a vous branler la bite...
 
Tu ne te "touches" pas nécessairement en te foutant des doigts dans le vagin... t'as plusieurs moyens. Ce n'est pas comme chez vous ou vous avez juste a vous branler la bite...

J'suis sure que si je la frotte assez longtemps sur quelque chose de doux, ça va marcher.
 
there are 1.2 billion of these motherfuckers, there's bound to be at least a couple of these dingdongs lol.
 
there are 1.2 billion of these motherfuckers, there's bound to be at least a couple of these dingdongs lol.


X1000000000

They should maybe check up on the poor kid this couple is gonna have....he prolly won't even be the smartest kid in a class of downsyndrome students....
 
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