For people stressed the fuck out by COVID, but that are slowly coming down from their panic highs, the media now brings you "Murder Hornet *TM"
Don Lemon from Fake News here to bring you "Murder Hornets *TM". Those masks, gloves and hand sanitizer you just panic bought can't save you from the likes of " Murder Hornets *TM". Social distancing won't do squat to save your purse dogs from being carried off by these large and deadly creatures. If they sting you, YOU WILL DDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE.
So stay safe and never come out of your house so that society ultimately crashes because we would love nothing better than to blame Orange Man for destroying it.
Brought to you by the CIA, NSA, FBI and other alphabet soup organizations that want to keep you living in fear so that they can manipulate you much more easily.