Racist/bad jokes

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G60time said:
an arab, a jew and black guy are friends (for the pourpuse of this joke, yes) and they're very competitive, and bet on anything. The black guy looks at a tall building and says " I bet, that if we all jump from that building at the same time, I'll be the first one to reach the ground". The other ones agree to the challange, and they all jump to see who's right. So who wins?










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:D :D :bigup: GOLDEN! :bigup: :D :D
 
The government have finally found a use for all the B.S. (aide sociale) and a solution to potholes.

They will burn them in an incinerator and mix the hashes to the asphalt. So they'll be sure the asphalt wont work!!
 
Comment se nomme la couleur de l'uniforme des policiers?


Bleu tirant sur le noir






Saviez vous que j'avais du sang indien?


Sur le bumper de mon char.






Il y a un noir quelque part sur mon arbre généalogique.


Ça fait des générations qu'il est pendu la.:D
 
une fois c une femme qui va voir son mari:

cheri! je pense que j'aimerais me faire faire une chirurgie pour augmenter mes seins
le mari : ta pas besion d'une chirurgie prend du papier de toilette, pi frottes les sur tes seins

la femme: pi tu pense que sa va augmenter mes seins ?
le mari : Sa bin marché pour ton cul !
 
Thundergod989 said:
what do you call 10,000 black people skydiving?















NIGHT

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and if they are smiling... a star filled night.

a black guy walks into the unemployment office, sits down and tells the guy in the office that he has lived off the system for his whole life, cheating and stealing every chance he got but he wants to make a change in his life and finally get a job and try to live a normal life, the guy tells him this is his lucky day, a job position just opened up and it might be right up you ally, it's a security job, you will have to work as a bodyguard for a big star, he will provide you with a house on his land 100 000$ salary a year and escort his young daughter when she goes out with her friends to parties and get together's, the black man replies with you have got to be shitting me... the unemployment officer replies well you started it.......:D
 
5 noir dans une minivan tombe dans un ravin. Quelle est le bout triste de l'histoire?


Il restait encore 2 place de libre



-Comment on fait pour placer 2 nazi et 100 000 juif dans une Golf?

Les 2 nazi sur le banc en avant et les 100 000 juif dans le cendrier


- Comment on dit Elvis cogne a la porte en chinoix

-eL'King Kong

j'en ais dautre mais elle sont surment deja ecrite
 
Des joke d'un site Français. :D

Qu'est ce qu'un arabe avec un couteau dans le dos ???

Un pin's du Front National... (parti politique de droite francais)
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Sur une route, un play-boy roule en Ferrari. Tout à coup un arabe arrive fenêtre ouverte à sa hauteur en Peugeot, et lui dit :
"Ti connais Pijot ?" et accélère brutalement.
Le play-boy, blessé dans son amour propre, accélère un bon coup, et lui répond, en le dépassant :
"Et toi, tu connais Ferrari ?" Après quelques kilomètres, la Peugeot repasse devant et l'arabe répète
"Ti connais Pijot ?"
Le play-boy encore plus énervé accélère encore et le dépasse à nouveau en lui répétant "Et toi, tu connais Ferrari ?"
Roulant à 300 Km/h, il pense ne jamais être rattrapé. Et pourtant, la Peugeot le rattrape et l'arabe lui répète "Ti connais Pijot ?" Dépité, et ne pouvant plus accélérer, il répond "Oui, je connais Peugeot, et alors ?"
"Y alors Ou y sont les Freins !?"
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Saviez-vous que Le Pen avait du sang arabe?......

...sur son pare-chocs
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Qui a inventé le triathlon???

Les Arabes, parce qu'ils partent à la piscine à pied et reviennent en vélo!
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Pourquoi il ne faut jamais rigoler quand tu vois un arabe sur une mobylette???

Parce que ça peut être la tienne!!
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Qu'est-ce que deux arabes sur une mobylette?

Deux cons parce qu'ils auraient pu voler DEUX mobylettes
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K, here is a few of my jokes.. all collected since when i was a kid. Mostly the ones i know are in spanish but i got a few english ones, so here i go.


Why did Saddam Hussein bury children with their heads above the ground?
He wanted a kindergarden.



Why do black people have their noses squished and flattened?
From so much window shopping.


Whats the difference between a white guy in a lab coat, and a black guy in a lab coat?
The white guy is a doctor, the black guy sells icecream.

Whats the difference between a white guy climbing a mountain, and a black guy climbing a mountain?
The white guy does it for sport, the black guy is going home.

Whats the first thing you throw to a black man whos fallen overboard?
His family.

Why do brownies have suggar sprinkles on top?
So they dont bite their fingers.

Why where black people buried with their asses above the ground?
So we can park our bikes.

Why do black people have the palms of their hands white?
So they dont stain the cutlery.

Why do coffins for black people have holes in them?
So the worms can go out and puke.

Why is there no need for a woman to wear a wrist watch?
Theres a clock on the oven.



I got so many more..... i'll spare you guys :p.
ps: im not racist at all :)
 
Jvous averti celle la est dégueulasse (joke de bébé)

























Comment tu fais pour faire pleurer un bébé deux fois?




Tu essuie ton pénis plein de sang sur son toutou préférer................




dsl :D
 
A little n*gger was helping it's grandma in the kitchen, spilling some flour on his face he looked up and said, "Look grandma! I'm a white boy now!" His grandma whooped his ass and told him to go tell his mom what he'd said. He goes into the living room and says, "Look momma! I'm a white boy now!" His mom whoops his ass and tells him to go tell his father what he'd told her. He walks outside and says, "Look pappy! I'm a white boy now!" His father whoops his ass and then asks him what he learned. He says, "I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you ****ing n*gg*rs!"
 
SiNdRoMe> said:
A little n*gger was helping it's grandma in the kitchen, spilling some flour on his face he looked up and said, "Look grandma! I'm a white boy now!" His grandma whooped his ass and told him to go tell his mom what he'd said. He goes into the living room and says, "Look momma! I'm a white boy now!" His mom whoops his ass and tells him to go tell his father what he'd told her. He walks outside and says, "Look pappy! I'm a white boy now!" His father whoops his ass and then asks him what he learned. He says, "I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you ****ing n*gg*rs!"
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Hahahahah funny one
 
1-What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ?

One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with

and the other you carry your groceries in.

2- Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

He heard boy's pants were half-off.
 
A canadian truck driver is on a long-haul trip down to texas to pick up some bowling balls and then return to canada with them. His trip down goes well, and he picks up his load as intended, but on the way back he gets flagged down by two black guys riding bikes. Being a caring and open-minded invidivual, he stops and asks them what they need. After talking for a bit they come to the conclusion that they are both going to the same place, and the truck driver decides to allow them to hitch a ride until they arrive, but in the back of the trailer. They agree and pack themselves into the trailer without contestation.

A few hours later when the truck driver arrives at the border, he hands over his papers and the customs agent asks him what he has in the back, to which the truck driver answers "a whole truck-load of bowlin' balls." "Very well," the customs agent replies, "But i'll have to check it out nonetheless." So the agent walks around to the back of the truck, opens it for a split second, and slams the door again, running back up to the front of the truck. "TURN around and GO GO GO!" He yells at the truck driver in a panic, who hastily turns around and makes off back to the states.

"What was it?!" proclaims the customs supervisor having seen the whole ordeal from his booth. Startled, the agent replies "It was a whole truckload full of n*gger eggs, and two of them had already hatched and stolen bikes!!"
 
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