Best Pick-Up Line Ever

[Quirck]

 

[driftking88]

hahahahahahahahahahh i lost !

 

[Tech-Boy]

my personal favorite pick up line is:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the car
I have a gun

 

[JuniorNasty]

Make me a sandwich if you want to live.

 

[SL!nky.Ako]

you guys talk ?! ... smack behind the end and hop in the trunk

 

[romango3]

Rape > good pickup line

 

[PassatDub]

Rape > good pickup line

With posts like this one, you better never complain again about racist remarks. This is as equally bad as anything said in here about jews.

 

[MTV]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Lt_Crazy]

HAHAHA thats going to be one hell of a first date!!!!

 

[-Phil-]

 

[Like a Boss]

nice shoes ! wanna fuck ?

 

[romango3]

With posts like this one, you better never complain again about racist remarks. This is as equally bad as anything said in here about jews.

How else am I suppose to have sex with that person if they don't want to.

 

[Trupower Distribution]

How else am I suppose to have sex with that person if they don't want to.

tell her your Jewish and rich?

 

[diagnostic]

tell her your Jewish and she will assume you are rich?

..

 

[romango3]

tell her your Jewish and rich?

Why would I speak to her if I'm gonna be raping her anyways

 

[Trupower Distribution]

Why would I speak to her if I'm gonna be raping her anyways

true say but for real when i drive through hampstead Jewish women in big trucks turn me on.

 

[AlpineWhiteDub]

Hahaha pas mal..

J'aime bien: Ton père est cordonnier ??
Non pour ??
Pcq ta l'air d'une bonne botte!

 

[Russian_M3]

back in the days when I was 18-20 years old it was a whole challenge picking up a girl, nowadays with the younger generations are much easier to pick up... Tell her you have a lot of money, a big dick and a fast car, next thing you know shes humping you !

Before you had to sell yourself to the girl, now the materialistic bullshit sells you to the girl.

 

[Like a Boss]

Un autre pickup line :

Où c que ta veux maudite chanceuse !?

 

[alx21]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

My love for you girl is like diarrhea! I just can't hold it in!

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.