Volkswagen sex.

MildSeven

Legacy Member

• May 12, 2008

• #1

There’s a lot of talk in this section of people wishing to have sex with Volkswagens and also mentioning how the had cum in their pants (presumablyfrom masterbating to a VW).

Has anyone actually had sex with a Volkswagen?

 

Pablo_2.5

New member

• May 12, 2008

• #2

^^^^^my god you have time to loose !!!!

 

francisgti

New member

• May 12, 2008

• #3

How bad is it to have Sex you a car? Could you get a CTD?

 

gtracer

Shop Representative

• May 12, 2008

• #4

I never have, simply because I can't figure out which whole to take..

 

'90BORA2.0

New member

• May 12, 2008

• #5

my friend steve fcuked his gas tank hole just for fun(mk2)

 

Marrr

New member

• May 12, 2008

• #6

no but my golf ****ed me once...that whore!

 

PassatDub

Moderator

• May 12, 2008

• #7

J'ai déjà pogné un accident pis y'a un Volkswagen qui m'a rentré dans l'cul, ça compte-tu?

 

Scottie2LO

New member

• May 12, 2008

• #8

get your cock outta my chrylser you son of a bitch

 

MTLVR6

Legacy Member

• May 12, 2008

• #9

there was a skit on SNL back in the day where people were having sex with their car.

 

francisgti

New member

• May 12, 2008

• #10

its euro sex btw

 

MTLVR6

Legacy Member

• May 12, 2008

• #11

francisgti said:

its euro sex btw

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euro car sex party. the lockdown countdown has begun BTW.

 

francisgti

New member

• May 12, 2008

• #12

no lock.

 

boxcarracer

Well-known member

• May 12, 2008

• #13

Cause their vocabulabulary is limited.

 

MTLVR6

Legacy Member

• May 12, 2008

• #14

francisgti said:

no lock.

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haha. actual VW + sex content.

 

jettaballer

New member

• May 12, 2008

• #15

MTLVR6 said:

there was a skit on SNL back in the day where people were having sex with their car.

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the mercury mistress lololol

the only car with a vagina

 

Marrr

New member

• May 12, 2008

• #16

^^ how about the ford escort lol

 

konrad

New member

• May 12, 2008

• #17

we have volkswagen orgys in my driveway. You're all welcome to join in this weekend

 

best-1

Legacy Member

• May 12, 2008

• #18

gtracer said:

I never have, simply because I can't figure out which whole to take..

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take the exhaust one:bigup:

 

best-1

Legacy Member

• May 12, 2008

• #19

fail

 

let_it_burn

New member

• May 12, 2008

• #20

boxcarracer said:

Cause their vocabulabulary is limited.

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at least they spell right!